If you have a kitty, chances are you love it most of the time and want him/her to be comfortable.
This helpful illustrated guide will show you how to make the perfect bed/pillow for your cat. Trust me when I say it’s much easier than you think.
First, I’ll show you what NOT to do:
Lovingly construct one out of perfectly sensible materials, such as pretty, colorful fabric and soft stuffing.
This is incorrect, and will receive only cautious stares and sniffs at best.
What you SHOULD do instead:
Place your craft/sewing table near a sunny window and go make some Ramen.
Let’s take a look at a breakdown of materials for this project.
(Not pictured: The pin cushion full of pins she allows to remain wedged underneath her ass.)
Also keep in mind, your cat will love this bed a lot more if you make every effort to keep her away from it. So be sure to do that, because pretty kitty furs do wonders for the inner workings of your sewing machine!
This concludes the lesson on cat bed making, but in all seriousness there’s one more thing you should know before you go…
Non-conformist cat disagrees with your logical idea of what is comfortable, and mocks your ability to create.