The perfect cat bed: an illustrated guide

If you have a kitty, chances are you love it most of the time and want him/her to be comfortable.

This helpful illustrated guide will show you how to make the perfect bed/pillow for your cat.  Trust me when I say it’s much easier than you think.

First, I’ll show you what NOT to do:

Lovingly construct one out of perfectly sensible materials, such as pretty, colorful fabric and soft stuffing.

This is incorrect, and will receive only cautious stares and sniffs at best.

What you SHOULD do instead:

Place your craft/sewing table near a sunny window and go make some Ramen.


Let’s take a look at a breakdown of materials for this project.

(Not pictured: The pin cushion full of pins she allows to remain wedged underneath her ass.)

Also keep in mind, your cat will love this bed a lot more if you make every effort to keep her away from it.  So be sure to do that, because pretty kitty furs do wonders for the inner workings of your sewing machine!

This concludes the lesson on cat bed making, but in all seriousness there’s one more thing you should know before you go…

Non-conformist cat disagrees with your logical idea of what is comfortable, and mocks your ability to create.




3 comments on “The perfect cat bed: an illustrated guide

  1. Guess that shows you! Funny (and so true)

  2. Latrina says:

    Haha, too cute! 🙂 My dog doesn’t quite do that… but she’ll drag her blanket around and make her bed ANY WHERE. And more than likely it’s in the middle of the walk way… and she’ll drag all her toys there as well. So I’m always tripping over her bed. 😛

    Pets are so adorable. ❤ Gotta love them!

  3. Kylie says:

    Cats always want to be where they’re not supposed to, eh?

    Mine loves to sit on my dresser in the closet and play with my clothes. All of the shirts/pants are pushed to the VERY edge of the closet so she can’t get her little claws in them!

    Damn animals. But we still love them 🙂

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